is this supposed to be clever or s/t

educationconnection:

I JUST PISSED MYSELF
TWICE

I JUST PISSED MYSELF

TWICE

obeygale:

pitchblackglow:

THERE IS AN ATTRACTIVE HUMAN BEING IN MY KITCHEN
HELP

is it your mom? hHAHAHAHAHA I COULDN’T HELP MYSELF.

im pretty sure that youre the only one that found that funny

bansand:

question-sleep:

bansand:

swag stands for smoke weed every day

Not really. I don’t think it does.

did you even check?

earthnation:

my mom expects me to do TWO things within 4 hours like how the heck

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